Your job: watching "The Dukes of Hazzard" reruns five nights a week.
Your pay: $100,000 for the duration of a one-year contract.
Your title: Vice President, CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute.
That's according to a job advertisement posted by the Country Music Television
channel. Besides watching the "Dukes of Hazzard" every weeknight on
CMT, the new VP must know all the words to "The Dukes of Hazzard"
theme song and write the Dukes of Hazzard on-line blog for CMT.com, Country
Music Television's Web site.
The person selected will also have to be available for media interviews to
"share his or her expertise and passion" for the TV program and make
appearances at events such as Dukefest 2005 in Bristol, Tennesee, in June, according
to the ad.