In a single affidavit to be excused from jury duty because of work responsibilities, a 36-year old man managed to drop the f-bomb, call court officials "morons," and say he'd rather count the wrinkles on a certain part of his dog's anatomy than sit on a jury.
The Smoking Gun obtained the affidavit. It begins: “Apparently you morons didn't understand me the first time.” He then went on to claim that he couldn't take time off from work.
You can read the entire affidavit here.
The man was called to serve in Gallatin County, Montana. After he submitted the ill-advised affidavit, he was called to court and able to escape both a citation and jury duty, after he apologized, The Smoking Gun reports.
Source: The Smoking Gun