We all know that HR is never dull, but sometimes it can get downright strange...
Hostility written all over them
A Baltimore-based outfit called Evil 2 the Core has come up with a product
that lets women in various professions express how truly unhappy they are in
their jobs ... in an undercover sort of way.
Evil 2 the Core explains in a press release that its "signature tank-bras--designed
to be worn undetected beneath regular clothing--are printed with satisfyingly
hostile sentiments that boost a professional's bust and lift and separate
her hatreds: for her boss, her co-workers, her clients, and her customers."
For example, medical professionals can give their diagnosis with "I'm
Fine You Might Die," or "Go to the Light Already." Corporate
professionals can turn themselves into walking PowerPoint demonstrations with
"Nothing Here Matters" or "Feigning Enthusiasm." And cocktail
waitresses can deliver that umpteenth round of martinis in, "Your DWI is
Tip Enough" or "This Smile Means I Hate You."
Evil 2 the Core claims to be doing brisk business in the undergarments, despite
next to no advertising--perhaps another sign of worker dissatisfaction these
"Wearing evil underwear gives you a sly sense of empowerment and combats
having your spirit slowly crushed. I know. I wear one everyday," says company
co-founder Susan Koch. "We figure anything we can do to add a little levity
to the mix of aggravation and drudgery is a good thing."
this column lightens your day, be sure to forward it to colleagues-- they probably need a laugh too. Better yet, encourage
them to sign up for the weekly HR.BLR.com newsletter.